Monday, August 4, 2008

A little political humor

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude
and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted,
“Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The woman replied, “You are in a hot air balloon approximately thirty feet above the ground. You are between forty and forty-one degrees north latitude and between fifty-nine and sixty degrees west longitude.”
"You must be a republican,” said the balloonist.
“I am,” replied the woman. “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help so far.”
The woman below responded. “You must be a democrat.”
“I am,” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?”
“Well,” said the woman, “You don’t know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is—you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s all my fault.”

1 comment:

Beckstrand7 said...

Ha ha. Good one, Sis!