Toilet stew recipe

This is a two part recipe.  For best results expect it to take 4-5 days to complete.

Part One:
Leave your 21 month old alone long enough him to find an unoccupied bathroom, two full rolls of toilet paper and some kind of stirring instrument...a toilet bowl cleaner does nicely.  On his own he will likely place rolls into toilet and stir.  Leave toilet paper roll cardboard in until product is final... much like a bay leaf.  This first part will create your base... much like a broth. Do Not Flush.

Part one leads to part two.

Part Two:
Said child will very likely get sick soon.  This may take 24-36 hours.  This is perfect time to let your base or broth age.  When child starts to vomit either get them to the toilet quickly or use a bowl and dump it out in toilet from part one.  This will create your stew.  No need to stir.  The more vomit the thicker it will be, you can also add some more toilet paper if there isn't enough thickness. But for best results wait until the sickness moves to other children and then you will have lots of raw ingredients.  When stew is to your desired thickness, remove toilet paper cardboard and dish is complete.

Enjoy...    : P